10. You hear the name Levi-Strauss and you think of anthropology before jeans.
9. You've made up your own hyphenated word that makes less sense than the two words separately (ie. socio-structural).
8. You're sad and confused when people don't understand when you say "J-Stor it" instead of "google it."
7. You make a top 10 list of humanities jokes.
6. You a priori assume ipso facto that people will understand the latin phrases you use ad nauseum.
5. You wear an "Aristotle is my homeboy" T-Shirt
4. You do 15 minutes of research to write a one paragraph email to your mom.
3. Your photocopying habits border on breaking intellectual copyright law.
2. You have ever attended or thought of attending a presentation entitled something like "self and the creation of the selfish: narrative construction in East Andean villages" (or close enough that you get the joke)
1. You say that you disagree with someones argument even though they are just explaining to you how to cook spaghetti sauce.
Dr. Jones, the ultimate example for every humanities major.
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